Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - with connotations of mafia involvment

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 24, 2017

Tampa Bay Lightning

An NHL team based in Tampa, Florida. Owned by Jeff Vinik, their GM is Steve Yzerman, and their head coach is Guy Boucher. The Lightning have 3 players who have made names for themselves in the NHL in Vincent Lecavalier, Martin St. Louis, and Steven Stamkos. They are potential playoff contenders for the 2010-11 season.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the Tampa Bay Lightning game against Philadelphia last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, 8-7, that's just crazy!

Guy 1: Yep!

by helloandgoodbye February 18, 2011

lee lightning

A scene poser, who thinks she's awesome because she whores around on youtube and makes fake accounts, and subscribes herself. She thinks she has millions of fans, but they all secretly hate her and are all annoyed by her videos. She made a video claiming that she was beat up by an "obsessed youtube fan" then said that she was suing every person on youtube for cyber bulling, but all of youtube knew she was lying. She said she was leaving youtube for good, but she obviously came back. Oh joy. Lee Lightning is back. She states she is a nice person, but she definitely is not. I have had experience talking to to her and so have many other people who make hate videos.

Lee Lightning
stupid ugly whore. your NOT pretty. stop trying to be. and oh lee copying you? haha YEAH RIGHT. more like other fucking way aroun you cunt

Isn't she so NICE?

by Faggawt April 29, 2009

Ride the Lightning

Alternate Definition: A slang phrase used by police to refer to the use of a Taser against an individual.

If you ever hear a police officer ask if you want to "Ride the Lightning," you'd better start cooperating.

by John Calvin January 9, 2008

Chocolate Lightning

The Shits...

High pressure squirts of diarrhea...

Nuff said...

When Tyra woke up after a night of Chili and Beer, she exclaimed: "Oh baby, I got the Chocolate Lightning!"

by David Kulma December 14, 2008

mountain lightning

Ghetto mountain dew from wal-mart, the keystone of sodas

Hey look, matt's butt-chugging that mountain lightning!

by jooooooooooost December 18, 2009

taste my lightning, fucker!

1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.

It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".

"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.

guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*

by The Desolate One April 18, 2008