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Shrek is love Shrek is life

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Captainrex July 20, 2017
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pimp life

An expression used to describe a state of living a luxurious and lavish ("pimped out") lifestyle.

Individuals who are described as living the "pimp life" are typically highly successful as a direct result of their hard work. Not to be confused with someone being a "pimp" - pimp life refers to a classy demeanor and seemingly high-end lifestyle.
Louis and Arslan walked into a casino wearing new, evidently expensive suits and proceeded to play blackjack at $5,000 a hand, while drinking the finest whiskey and enjoying Gurkha Black dragon cigars. To the crowds of casino patrons and women gathered around watching, it was clear the two gentlemen were living the pimp life.
by DavidJ90 August 25, 2020
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life partner both sharing love , happiness , joy and sadness together , standing for other whenever required .
life goes smooth whenever your life partner is together & adjustable.
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more life

to live better longer
to wish someone a long successful life
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Life Password

The password that you use for every website, email account, facebook, twitter, everything. Having a 'life password' is not a good idea, but everyone does it.
My friend found out my life password and wrecked my facebook account, stole all my paypal money and emailed offensive images to my mother.
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Slip into the diamond life

Mainly used refering as joining the fandom of a k-pop boyband, SEVENTEEN (CARATs). Seventeen has made and used this phrase since debut in their song "Shining Diamond" and their fans use this phrase all the time since it is special to CARATs. Seventeen refers their fans as "diamonds", hence slipping into the diamond life means joining the fandom (carats) / being a fan of Seventeen.
"Come on let's slip into the diamond life!" "Wow Seventeen's songs is so good I might slip into the diamond life."
by Horanghae :) June 16, 2021
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Early Life

A wikipedia section that tells you all you need to know about a person
Wikipedia early life section: was born in a jewish family
Person: every fucking time
by Nogurr November 27, 2021
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