Lieutenant Daning

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.

Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.

by Stabitystab February 9, 2019

Lieutenant Oblivious

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.

Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."

by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019

Liquor lieutenant

A person responsible for ensuring everyone is drinking the hard stuff. This person sometimes will go out of their way to include fruity drinks such as a Pina Colada as a rejected beverage. Don't listen to them drink what you want king.

Toby: Man I love this Pina Colada!
Karen: I am the liquor lieutenant and that is some pussy shit
Toby: Officer, I just had 3 shots please let me live

by trei3 March 25, 2022

Lieutenant Dan

A 1991 grey dodge caravan with a kal tire sticker on the back. Derived from forrest gumps "lietenant dan".

"hey guys! here comes lietenant dan!"
"lieutenant dan is a niiice ride!"

by Kirbs May 22, 2006

lieutenant dan

During intercourse with a woman, before cumming, the man chops off the woman's leg, thus making her like Liuetenant Dan from Forrest Gump

by Scott Jaffa February 11, 2003

lieutenant ho

that ho who basically scouts and recruits girls to follow in the ho way of life.

Might as well give that lieutenant ho a top hat with the feather stickin up and chin strap.

by Daniel Marty July 20, 2006

Lieutenant Dish

Any extremely sexy woman who is referred to as dominant and demanding. A woman who makes you want to fall below ranks to earn a good old fashioned military punishment!

"Damn I almost want to miss drill this morning so that Lieutenant Dish will punish me"

"Did you see Lieutenant Dish at drill this morning, I'd like to drop and give her 20"

by "The Dish" June 13, 2008