lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)

Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.

by cittycatroina December 4, 2013

lumberg

1)Slang--pretty much defines any useless, sneaky, overconfident project manager that makes you work overtime

"Man, I got this new job and my boss is a total lumberg."

by Mia February 5, 2004

limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

Lambert High School

a school in southern forsyth county, Georgia where if you're parents are rich your social status is through the roof and if you live in a middle class home you're considered homeless and gay. Here kids get everything they suck there parents dicks for and will probably all be broken later in life. If you have sex once you're considered a slut and if you haven't had sex your considered a loser, lose-lose situation.The parties thrown are usually busted by Laurel Springs security in about 30 minutes and if you even mention the word "marijuana" you're given the name crack-head because weed and crack are on the same level at good ole LamBURRt but don't worry we can drink alcohol all we want because it's "legal"

i go to Lambert High School

rich fuck

by Kritex July 5, 2011

urban lumberjack

a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.

Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.

Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.

by R'lyeh February 17, 2010

adam lambert

the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. He tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.

Host:"did you google yourself this week?"

Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"



contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."

adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"

by 14yearsyoungerthanadamlambert April 7, 2009

Lewber

A rare species of crab infested demons. This species is exclusive to California. As of today, there is only one living Lewber. A Lewber's genitals are the size of a shrimp. Most Lewbers have an abundance of hair. The anus is bright red and looks ruptured. Moisture around the anus indicates good health.

Crystal: I just saw a Lewber a few minutes ago. Did you see it?
Erika: No, and i'm glad i didn't. It's not a pretty sight.
Crystal: For sure. It probably ate Hot Cheetos since the behind was really red and ruptured.

by UrbanRamone November 20, 2017