Chicken Legger

A person or persons that pull the scrotum above the shaft when performing oral sex as to make it appear that they are sucking on the bottom of a drumstick.

See also. chicken leg.

"That dang Chicken Legger wrenched the shit out of my sack last night."

by bozak prez July 28, 2009

rat legged

Northern English term for when you drink way to much acohol.

"I was bleeding rat legged last night and needed help to the next pub."

by american girl in england February 4, 2010

5 legged stallion

An instance where a horses sausage is so long that at first, the horse appeares to have 5 legs

Jockey 1: Have you seen Tesco?

Jockey 2: Yes, that one is a right 5 legged stallion

by Arichards3030 June 12, 2018

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.

I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

Leggings

Should be worn as a replacement for pants.

"Those leggings give her horrible camel toe!"

"Yeah, she looks great."

by themanwhowatches January 1, 2010

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by Dubster May 25, 2003