The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.
Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006
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Will: So what was your last job?
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
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Get the Lemming sunday mug.The effect noticed when sleep-deprived friends spend enough time together that nearly everything becomes funny. Mundane, everyday, happenings become ridiculously hilarious, and normally funny jokes become so hysterically laugh-out-loud funny, you'll be in danger of dying from asphyxiation. Named because the SNES game "Lemmings" quickens the onset of the Lemmings Effect.
"What're those two laughing so hard about?"
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
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- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"
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I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.
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Known for.... well, fuck all actually.
Large and growing contingent of yuppies. Has a sizable student population.
Known for.... well, fuck all actually.
Large and growing contingent of yuppies. Has a sizable student population.
One Underage Birmingham Kid to Another: Hey dude! Why don't we go drinking in Leam?? They NEVER ID us there.
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