lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

lobster harmonica

A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.

"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals

by Astroturd July 31, 2010

lester crest

a master mind genius who is a loner that does a lot of heist and has no social life

lester crest: u wanna do a heist

by incognito user May 30, 2020

Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

lobster mornay

Is when your girlfriend is extremely sunburnt and you have no choice but to put out the fire with some mornay sauce. mornay sauce being chicken juice, aka sperm.

aloe vera was not present. so i had to use MY LOBSTER MORNAY SAUCE.

by dj_amez January 17, 2010

Lobsterish

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

Wefty Lestern

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011