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Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.
I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning
by maricalamari January 4, 2015
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Cashcab learning

The stuff they make you learn in school that won't help you in the real world anyway.
Stuff you wouldn't need to know unless you were on Cashcab. Cashcab learning.
by Texasfreak March 27, 2009
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E-Learning

plain and simple HELL where teachers evolve from friendly creatures to level 10 hostile mobs. Most confusing attendance in history. but happens to be the only time in history where i'm getting straight A's. (also gives me an opportunity to flirt without real interaction ;)
Friend 1:Hey, you do E-Learning for health?
Friend 2: Yea I just copy and pasted all the definitions. You do Math?
Friend 1: Yea I used photomath and mathway and got a 95%
by Santa Baby ♡ April 17, 2020
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learning curve

the rate of a person's progress in gaining experience or new skills.
"the latest software packages have a steep learning curve"
by Anarchist Hawke November 24, 2013
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leaning rest

A euphamistic military slang term for the push up position. It is most heavily used in the U.S. military, especially the Army and Marine Corps. Found in a number of marching cadences.

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Drill Sergeant: Recruit you better fall into formation in the next three seconds or you will be spending a hell of a lot of time in the leaning rest
by Gunny Harris July 10, 2009
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Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
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Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
by jomommascookies August 22, 2009
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