A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the
Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the
murder of George
Floyd.
I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since
2010; this show is like a law enforcement
library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking
genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!