Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.

Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!

by Monsterwescoast April 7, 2024

Lava Lamp Tribe

The best group of people to ever exist on the entire planet.

ZAMN THE LAVA LAMP TRIBE JUST WATCHED FRIEDRICH JAGGERAGER TO SQUIRT ASS

by user16492y639r5032 April 12, 2022

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

Lava lamp

A lava lamp is mad trippy and is like the must for a greeb

Anya fullers lava lamp broke she was mad cuz when she was off on mandy she couldn’t stare at it

by Ollie16inchWhiteBoy May 9, 2018