New Zealand Lava Lamp 

The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.

Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.

New Zealand Lava Lamp by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010

Personal Lava Lamp 

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

Personal Lava Lamp by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

irish lava lamp 

A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.

“The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson”

irish lava lamp by Sarahhmarrie February 12, 2019

Maine Lava Lamp 

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

Maine Lava Lamp by H+M December 20, 2014

Lithuanian Lava Lamp 

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.

Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!

Lithuanian Lava Lamp by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Broken Lava Lamp 

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

Broken Lava Lamp by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Knoxville Lava Lamp 

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

Knoxville Lava Lamp by krestacar May 4, 2021