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look like a landscape

When a nigga freestyling and tryna diss a hoe this what the fuck he say
Yo fuck that bitch, hoe there aint no escape... and she be look like a landscape
by LandscapeDaSlumKing April 19, 2018
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Amia Venera Landscape

Amazing band, mainly found on YouTube, that you should all look up.

"Glances" is by far their best song.
I jizzed a lil when i listened to Amia Venera Landscape.
by only slightly June 21, 2010
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A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020
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Secure Landscaping

Secure Landscaping is the utilization and deployment of Landscaping Techniques that secure and enhance your property in collaboration with network security surveillance.
Provides secure landscaping techniques that work to enhance your EYE™ Security System, while reducing your landscaping maintenance cost for your properties.
by EWTECHNERD May 6, 2019
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Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
by Treetarded February 21, 2025
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Landscapers

One of a uniquely disturbed group who watches “Barron Landscapes”. A weekly show about current events, magic and rants to the Universe. These “Landscapers” are often referred to as simply “ ‘scapers”
Alright all you Landscapers, we are about to go live in the studio!”
by FaceBooger October 1, 2020
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Grass Monkey Landscaping

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.
Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.
by Grass Monkey Landscaping January 21, 2021
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