Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back
by Arron17 November 24, 2016
Get the Lance mug.(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.
I lanced my way to victory.
He really lanced his career.
I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
He really lanced his career.
I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012
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1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.
2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.
3: To sue or bring suit against someone.
1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.
2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.
3: To sue or bring suit against someone.
1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.
2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.
3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.
2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.
3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.
by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013
Get the Lance mug.A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.
by a_happy_girlfriend November 30, 2011
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Get the lancing mug.A rare breed of an American classic, he is the "tall, dark, and handsome" guy. Yet there's more to him than the playboy-like visage he puts on. He's regal, but with a dangerous edge that makes him a bit of an homme fatale. They put on a pokerface due to being at a precarious position of being taken advantage of before, so don't mind him when he's not exactly the most open book in the library.
While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.
What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip
Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
While people may not know much about his love life, once he has his sights on someone... lol. Don't tempt fate with a Lance if you're weak.
What he needs to practice most in his life, is discernment. He’s an incredible shapeshifter, soaking up his environment and the people he's with, which can come off very confusing depending on whose guidance he trusts. Sometimes his friends will never say the things he needs to hear. But a true friend will tell him exactly what they think of him, but in private. Because, pride and care. #LifeProTip
Consider yourself blessed if you have a Lance in your life. They're adorable.
Girl A: I love my leaf sheep. It's so cute and tiny and soaks up the green of whatever it eats! <3
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
Girl B: You should call it a Lance. Looks just like one when they're happy.
by INY0URFACESPACEC0Y0TE November 14, 2019
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