Lancaster, PA

A place where tourists think everyone is Amish.

Boring.

Farm country.

Lancaster, Pa? Don't only Amish people live there?

by Noelle Lynn February 27, 2009

Lancaster Assembly

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.

"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"

by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012

Lancaster

Horrible little desert turd town in California that rests above the flames of hell. It is considered the Alabama of Los Angeles County with possibly the highest number of working class Republicans outside of the South per capita.

If you are young, grew up in Lancaster, and you never left then you probably never went to college (AVC and the CSU Bakersfield extension campus don't count), you are probably married to an army guy, you probably are an army guy, and you most likely have 3 kids by now and you're only 24.

If you are young and you managed to escape this godforsaken place it won't be long before the AV Vortex (Antelope Valley Vortex) sucks you back in and you are forced to work here and live here FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!

Lancaster is riddled with Wal-Mart and crystal meth.

"Hi, I live in Lancaster and my favorite hang out places are Wal-Mart and Movies 12 (the dollar theater). My neighbor makes crystal meth and I am 24 years old and have 4 kids and I never went to college."

by Tlahuiltzin December 9, 2008

Lancaster

A really boring place in Pennsylvania(at least I think so after 12 years living there) where randomly thousands of tourist came because they think we are all Amish people

A Person from Lancaster: "Why the Hell did you came here on vacation when you could have gone somewhere actually INTERESTING"

Tourist: "Because of all the Amish. Duh. What an idiot"

by A Person From Lancaster December 30, 2012

Manchester United

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.

Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"

Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"

by Misha A July 8, 2011

banchester

A historical social soccer game, played by ex pats, in mission district in San Francisco.

Every city should have banchester for ex pats.

by Jippy87 May 11, 2018

manchestered

Working in the steelworks in Sheffield back in the 1960's you often heard the term manchestered when something had been hammered and badly damaged.

Look at the state of that machine part - it's been well and truly manchestered.

by TommyRuffe January 16, 2018