lampoose

The act of tucking a male's junk (aka twig 'n berries) down, up, and under with the ultimate goal of completely hiding said junk from any discernible bulge in the frontal region of his swimsuit area.

Deeeeeeeaaaaaaam! Look at that guy over there by the lazy river pool! You literally can't see any wein-bulge at all. He must have lampoosed.

by Meng Trondson August 30, 2009

Lampoonin

Chillin with a bitch..

Lamp= to chill
+
Poon= pussy
= Lampoon

Dude: Whats good for 2nite?
Me: Idk prolly jus lampoonin as usual

by TTKKJV December 17, 2008

Lampoona

It is a vagina that has a yeast infection and has been torn out of the girl. Commonly refered to hookers on the street

Joe: Look at the hooker
Bob: Yah, her lampoona is in her hand!

by Dboy69 October 22, 2010

Lamppoon

The combination of 'Lampin' and getting 'Poon'; chillin and getting some

1. I was lamppooning with this girl all day

by brose cuervo August 22, 2010

lampon

adam is the greatest in the whole world no one is greater

adam lampon is better than any one

by lil jade May 9, 2006

lampoonery

saying someone is stinky paper style

ha ha lampoonery said guy 1
are you from the 1800s said guy 2

by PooFard April 17, 2022

lampoose

When a man openly states "i have to take a shit" and the walks into the nearest grocery store and bends over the urinal and takes a shit and then the man kicks the flush bar watches his lampoose and says victory. then goes to the nearest extraordinaraly small midget and says "small guy check this lampoose out" make hand gestures to the urinal.

Man: that was a glorious lampoose.
Extraordinaraly small midget: that was a boss lampoose brah.

by creig lampoose Cackia June 2, 2009