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Lafayette College

Lafayette College, nearly a brilliant sentence in itself, is one of the nation's most premier colleges. To say Lafayette is the safety school of Lehigh University (I just puked in my mouth) is perhaps one of the most preposterous statements that can ever be said. True, Lafayette and Lehigh cannot be ranked together, (because they belong to different categories) but nonetheless, Lafayette is ranked better in it's own category (according to US News and World Report). Not only that, but Lafayette's stunning campus is situated upon "the hill," rather than being mixed in with the nasty-thug ghettoes like Lehigh is. What more can be said? Lafayette kicks Lehigh's ugly loser ass any day. Period.
Beautiful Lafayette College Student #1: "Did you see those Neanderthals on campus today?"

Beautiful Lafayette College Student #2: "No, man. They were just some Lehigh students."

Beautiful Lafayette College Student #1: "Wow - thank God we're so much better."
Lafayette College by 18Leo26 June 27, 2011

Lafayette Hill 

The nice place in the suburbs. Were 90% of the rich Jewish people live other than the Main Line. Were everyone knows everyone. The place that what you wear matters and who your are friends with counts. Were the girls look down on the conshy girls. Were every one has nice things.
Lafayette Hill by uptowngurl February 25, 2011

Lafayette College

A liberal arts college largely attended by students from the tri-state area. LC encourages students to have "cur non" (Latin for "why not?") impact. (Incidentally, "cur non" has now become the campus's version of "YOLO" as can be seen on All College Day pinnies.) Some of the College's highlights include the great student-professor interactions, small community, and picturesque campus. Lafayette is also known for having a long-running rivalry with Lehigh University, which is occasion for many a T-shirt that calls students to "pluck Lehigh."
Average Lafayette College student on Laf-Lehigh: I wish I went to Lehigh...said no one ever.
Lafayette College by BengaliHawk October 19, 2012

Lafayette, CA 

Center of stupid suburbia; maintains the stereotype of upper class idiocy
On any given week during the summer, Lafayette city planning will allow not one, not two, but three OR MORE different construction sites to spring up, blocking all major traffic routes in and out of the town and wasting the oodles of tax money that are poured into making the town disfunctional.
Lafayette, CA by Spiffy Girl August 8, 2005

Lafayette, CA 

Lafayette is best described as materialistic kids who drive nice cars and know how to spend daddys money. We are down to earth tho, dont get us wrong. We just might rather spend the day shopping than go camping. Gota love LaLaLafayette!
Wanna go to nordies after we work out?
Lafayette, CA by Payton May 2, 2005

Lafayette Indiana 

Lafayette IN is probably the shittiest town on the planet. All it is, is nasty douchebags and nasty whores... And I'm pretty positive everyone there has slept with everyone..I've met like 2 cool ppl from there... Maybe. That's even pushing it....So glad I'm outta there..#sorrynotsorry
I moved to a recovery in Lafayette Indiana to have sex and catch diseases from all the whores at the HWH.