Taylor Lautner the hottest person the the face of the earth. literally. his name should be Taylor Hawtner.
plays Jacob Black in the Twilight Saga, he's 17 and was born Feburary 11th, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He was into marital arts until he was 13, then he became interested in acting. everyone knows his first movie that made him uber famous was Sharkboy&Lavagirl. Now Taylor is currently done filming New Moon, the 2nd movie in the Twilight Saga.
btw- i am utterly obsessed w. him<3 ok?!
plays Jacob Black in the Twilight Saga, he's 17 and was born Feburary 11th, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He was into marital arts until he was 13, then he became interested in acting. everyone knows his first movie that made him uber famous was Sharkboy&Lavagirl. Now Taylor is currently done filming New Moon, the 2nd movie in the Twilight Saga.
btw- i am utterly obsessed w. him<3 ok?!
friend-(walks in my room) who are all those posters of on your wall?
me- oh thats just the most amazing person ever, Taylor Lautner. duh.
friend- oh he's hot
me- too bad he's mine
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me- oh thats just the most amazing person ever, Taylor Lautner. duh.
friend- oh he's hot
me- too bad he's mine
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by xxdannncerrrxx July 29, 2009
Get the Taylor Lautner mug.The further bastardization of the word laptop.
The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.
The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.
Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.
The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.
Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.
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Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.
Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?
Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!
Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!
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