Lurp 

Someone of such low value that they are comparable to a singel strad of hair on the back of my left testical.

This guy is such a lurp he should just work at macdonalds insted of trying to make it big on the stock market.

Lurp by Lurp'nt February 5, 2022

LURP 

actually an acronym means, loser under real pressure. plural would be lurps meaning more than one loser.

did you see that guy? he doesnt stand a chance of ever winning that girl over, what a lurp!

LURP by KiK'sSTaLKeRCHiCK60 April 13, 2023

Lurp 

A social app for creating polls and sharing your thoughts, to find out what people really think.

Damn it! Why do you never agree with me? Let’s see what people think on Lurp. Then we’ll know the truth!

Lurp by Arrenz June 7, 2025

lurp trout 

a tweeker who snoops through your shit

Keep that lurp trout out of my garage

lurp trout by EmilyCoSpgs February 28, 2009

Lurp Dawg

The one friend in the group who everyone can't stand; who thinks he/she is just as cool as the rest when in reality is the guinea pig and the center of all the jokes in the group.

Mike is such a lurp dawg; he thinks he's cool but if he only knew.

Lurp Dawg by K3GG3R April 29, 2012

Lurp Sack 

A bag with a bunch of empty bags in it so when the Lurper comes over to your house they can leave with all your stuff

Don't bring that lurp sack in here.

Lurp Sack by Joestone970 December 18, 2020

lurp sack 

A sack with a bunch of empty bags inside it so when the Lurper come over to your house they can leave with all your stuff.

Tell that bitch to take her lurp sack out of here

lurp sack by Joestone970 December 18, 2020