Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.

Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.

by TargetLPO March 9, 2010

Loss of status

When someone does something unrespectable and loses status points as a result

person 1: "yo you heard dre made out with loni at the new years party"
person 2: "loss of status: Confirmed"

by abcdefgadsjfalsjdfl January 1, 2009

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

loss to overhang

the phenomenon of a man's penis shortening as his stomach sticks our more and more

Since he gained 20 pounds he has had a 2 inch loss to overhang

by spocklover May 21, 2009

Loss Vegas

Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .

I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.

by QuacksO December 9, 2013

loss of individuality

when conformist ideas turn you or the general population into the same person. poser brands can cause this. also when people act like they are tough shit just to be cool. people who have suffered a loss of individuality most often don't know. they are being cool and fitting in with the general population. this concept is generally found in high schools.

dude, that guy wearing the Srh jacket doesnt even smoke pot he is just trying to fit in with his friends what a complete loss of individuality.

by braapp 323 January 11, 2012

Loss of words

A phrase used as an excuse to not say anything. Typically used to politely not talk to "friends" you actually don't want to be friends with.

Person 1: Why don't you ever talk to me anymore? Do you not want to be my friend?
Person 2: Sorry, I've been at a loss of words lately.

by N@y March 27, 2012