LOOMC

Laughing out of my chair.

Kevin: Hey man, have you read those lyrics?
Jak: Yes! OMFOGOMFGOFG. I LOOMC'ed.

by TF's Biggest Manwhore February 24, 2010

LOSMS

Acronym for "Leave Off Shit, Mash Strikes" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

LOSMS, Bobby, LOSMS

by Mebemax February 3, 2022

Loomis

What /beg/tards' drawings usually lack, which makes their art soulless.

Anne : "Look mom, I drew a portrait of papa"
Mom : "What's with that perspective? where the fuck is the construction? you dumb bitch! YOU NEED MORE LOOMIS!1!!"

by Proton Pixel July 29, 2020

Locomotive Breath

The smell of a man’s breath after sucking a dick

Chuck literally pooped on the floor due to john’s Locomotive Breath!

by Chuckpoopedonthefloor January 23, 2019

Riding the Lokomotive

Getting blacked out after drinking too many Four Lokos and doing stupid shit.

Yeah, Tom was definitely riding the Lokomotive when he broke that glass table and pissed on your dog last night.

by RIP Oscar Grant July 11, 2010

loom bracelet

A bracelet children make out of other colorful bracelets (Rubber Bands). If your child or a child you know makes loom bracelets, possible side effects might include:

1-addiction
2-short-tem memory
3-the thought that you have started a business and are now rich for selling a loom bracelet to a friend, for $.50, which happened to cost your mom $1 to make. (your friend that is)
4-confusion
5- undeceive thoughts on what to do with your life
6-spasms

7-development of a manginis

Another word for Loom Bracelets can also be Cocaine for Children.

"Hey why are you sitting naked on your floor making loom bracelets?!"
"I was about to take a shower but then i saw these bracelets..."

by CallMeCinnamonOrFridayNight November 12, 2013

Pull a Lolomon

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story

Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon

by lolworm April 9, 2009