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Fuck liberals

A degrading term referring to a person who has the real life perception of a Hollywood celebrity (thus they're of course an expert on global politics), coupled with the backbone of a Frenchman, and multiplied by the intelligence of a Special Olympic athlete.
Fuck Michael Moore, Fuck Tim Robbins, Fuck Alec Baldwin, Fuck Green Day, Fuck John Kerry, Fuck Liberals
by angrypatrioticamerican September 15, 2005
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literassture

Literature engraved on the clothing of the buttocks region of a female. Usually includes a slogan or witty catchphrase, but more commonly indicates a university name.
"Did you read that literassture on Jessica's shorts? It said UCLA, but it took me awhile to read it."
by Edrees January 15, 2008
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Literal Fuck

Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.

The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.
Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.

Those literal fucks ruin everything.
by Kewk August 31, 2019
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Literally Unplayable

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.
Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.
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Stupid liberals

...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.

...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.

...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
Those stupid liberals voted for pie in the sky again.
by NoWhining April 25, 2010
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i want you so bad like literally

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.
by xtra_ordinary_queen_zia January 18, 2017
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limousine liberals

Wealthy people whose political beliefs are nominally on the left side of the spectrum, but tend to have a rather hypocritical view of liberal agendas, being happy to write checks but unwilling to support them once they start affecting their private schools and gated communities.
Limousine liberals are the kind that silly old saying refers to when it says "if you're not a conservative by 30 you have no brain". If you're going to be a knee-jerk NIMBY, you may as well be a conservative, no matter how you vote.
by Brian X September 28, 2003
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