zipper lickin pond lizard

Female that tends to hangout around ponds or lakes where groups of males tend to gather drink and fish,these females tend to be cum dumpsters for these men and don't care if the are in a relationship!

That woman is a zipper lickin pond lizard.

by Ringer77 May 31, 2018

ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.

"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004

Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.

Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you

by Jointtokes August 29, 2009

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

by zogree January 1, 2009

Booty lickin

Something virgin people say they like to do to try to make themselves look cool

" yoooo I was doing mad booty lickin last night fam" says the 7 th grader

by Backfeebs193 May 20, 2016

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

by zogree January 1, 2009

Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!

Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.

by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010