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get licked 'n' get licked

the act of male friends getting wasted or drunk from bottles or shots of hard liquor and then proceeding to a destination of choice (most likely a bar or club) with one goal and one goal only; to coax or persuade (hopefully but not limited to) attractive females back to their house to receive head and additional sexual favors.
Nate: yo homie

Grant: yo son

Nate: whats the deal for tonight??

Grant: you already know, get licked 'n' get licked

Nate: haha no doubt!!
by grantdiggs May 21, 2010
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pussy-licked

The state of being your girlfriend's "bitch"
Dude, Todd's so pussy-licked that she got him to wash her dance shoes.
by Lgarz November 28, 2005
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Lia-licked Dorito

A low measure of care, an insignificant amount of attention that one could give to a person or situation.
Shut up, bitch! I don't give a Lia-licked Dorito about what you have to say!
by stop-its-ginger-time December 17, 2010
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donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.
In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.
by mum61e November 16, 2013
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Tits Licked

Consequence of consistently leaving the ball in the wheelhouse as a pitcher. The bat swinging constantly resembles that of a tongue licking the pitcher's tits. Side effects usually consist of the baseball appearing to the hitter as a fat juicy meatball. This also results in said hitter drooling as if he were licking the tits of a well endowed cuban prostitute.
Carl: "Hey Jim, did your dog slobbered on your shirt?"

Jim: "No... Why?"

Carl: "Oh sorry, I guess it just looks like it since youre getting your fucking tits licked out there"

Jim: "Yeah... I guess i should have read the fucking email"
by rds1840 September 25, 2011
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i licked my own ass crack

i did and no one will stop me
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023
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I got it licked

I got it in my possession or I have got it in the bag.
" Did you finish that assignment?" " I got it licked"
by bakkenemily November 16, 2016
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