kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious

A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

by joe725 April 26, 2008

liquid laughter

Sick, vomit, shouting soup, singing the rainbow, spew, upchuck, driving the porcalain bus etc.

"saw Sadie t'other night. Liquid laughter all the way to the bussy!"

by Adele Smudge April 18, 2005

PREGNANT LAUGHTER

Refer's To Any Player Who Easily Charms The ladies with Jokes And One liner's, Eventually Getting Them Into Bed.Which Might Lead TO Pregnancy

SANDRA: Alice Is Pregnant?

DION: Let Me Guess!!! It Was Carl.

SANDRA: YUP!! Pregnant Laughter

by MATTHEW, NAWI January 8, 2009

Knockback Laughter

A rare disease that only goes to the sweaty try-hards, trying to get a laugh and not a fake one. This disease will make you knock your head back and laugh up to the ceiling. This laugh is very easy to pick out of the crowd when you hear it. When you hear a har-har-har sound, you will feel bad for someone.

"HAR HAR HAR!"
Well someone has Knockback Laughter...

by jdm714 January 27, 2018

deadly laughter

1: Laughing so hard, it could kill you.

2: Laughing so hard that it hurts.
3: Laughing so hard that you feel you are going to die, can't breath, etc. Ex: Hearing the best joke ever.

4: A sinister laugh that is full of evil. ex: A cackling witch
5: Laughter that is lifeless and does not sound happy.

"The witch gave the deadliest laughter when she cackled."
"Never tell a zombie a joke, it will give the most deadly laughter you have ever heard."
"After telling the joke, the room was full of deadly laughter."
"That emo stoner girl has the most deadly laughter when she hears a joke. It freaks me out."
"I nearly died from laughter when I heard the punch line."

by ldmtwo September 29, 2013

alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj

(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl

by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021