A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.
Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.
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(n.) Australian expression, referring to the former Labor Party leader Mark Latham. It refers to any man who enjoys saying offensive things online as well as in the media and not taking responsibility for his words and actions.
(v.) Australian expression, referring to the act of acting like former Labor Party leader Mark Latham, as in, making offensive comments to and about people online and in the media.
(n.) Australian expression, referring to the former Labor Party leader Mark Latham. It refers to any man who enjoys saying offensive things online as well as in the media and not taking responsibility for his words and actions.
(v.) Australian expression, referring to the act of acting like former Labor Party leader Mark Latham, as in, making offensive comments to and about people online and in the media.
1. "Some absolute Latham has been on TV, saying that there's too much politically correctness and that people in the suburbs don't care about gender or racial equality."
2. "You would never want to go Full Latham and start abusing people online".
2. "You would never want to go Full Latham and start abusing people online".
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Chad : Maybe I could join you and Lather your body!
Kiersten : Well the good thing is we can fuck in the shower and wash the cum right off!
Chad : I love to Lather you smooth body and fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you are so sexual!
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Chad : Maybe I could join you and Lather your body!
Kiersten : Well the good thing is we can fuck in the shower and wash the cum right off!
Chad : I love to Lather you smooth body and fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you are so sexual!
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