jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

by Jethrob May 8, 2008

Lapidot

Lapidot, aka best ship.
Lapidot is the ship between lapis and peridot from Steven universe.

Me: I love lapidot!
My sister: I know
My mom: I don't care
My dad: good for you.
My brother: e
My brother #2: what
My aunt: ok
My uncle: the hell
My one friend: RIGHT I LOVE IT T-

by Beastiewoof August 27, 2019

Chutes and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009

Borrowed Ladder

Taken from the movie "Gattaca". The term is associated with a detested segment of society; one of those who refuses to play the hand that he was dealt. Most commonly known as a borrowed ladder, or a de-gene-erate.

We have a borrowed ladder who has infiltrated Gattaca and has been mascarading as one of it employees.

by T-DawG November 23, 2004

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser

The boss likes Joe but he's such a lapdog.

by nafloot August 13, 2005

Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009