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lap twink

A male twink who sits on the lap of a bear, almost like a monkey.
Come here lap twink, come sit on papa bears lap.
by Ballzsf August 14, 2017
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lap chicken

A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour
Man I really need a lap chicken
by Lapchicken222 September 14, 2017
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lap dog

A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:

Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
by Wog October 18, 2004
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Lap Itch

Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.
When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"
by Grenex December 27, 2009
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Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
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Lap-legged ho

A lap-legged ho is a person having the tendency to wrap their legs around any person, place, or thing. And have the capability of fitting anything between their legs. A magical ho.
"Bernard, stop being a lap-legged ho and get that from between your legs."
by Cheerbear July 26, 2014
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lap dance

usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so
on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance
by dawn June 15, 2002
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