Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Mexican Landslide

A sexual position in which you ride someone in the asshole down a staircase on a mattress

Damn i fucked that girl mexican landslide style

by fpsme October 15, 2007

Reverse Mexican Landslide

The act of doing a girl doggy style and riding her down a set of stairs.

Holding her either by her hips, shoulders or her hair to control the slide

Can be done on a matress to ease the slide or bare back

Girl getting reverse mexican landslided does not have to be mexican

"yo after that girl shaun my daley she rode my dude meat down the stairs in a bumpy maneuver i like to call the Reverse Mexican Landslide"

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

spanish landslide

When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.

Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.

Guy 2: Who was your matador?!

Guy 1: Your dad.

by The Mayor Of Flair November 13, 2007

Lands Day

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia

1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...

by ankle April 20, 2006

lands with a thud

When a person brought back to reality abruptly.

"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)

by DreamCatcher022 March 9, 2011

LandoSwift

The man, no, the god who saved anime tiktok from the bootyhole tickler. The swift knight that can have any waifu he wants

Guy: Watch out for that landoswift guy he’ll steal you from me and beat your doonies down

Girl: Where da problem at?

by packgod911 April 10, 2022