laid for the gods

It means you look really good, better than an ordinary human. You look like a god. (particularly when you've had your hair and makeup done really nicely.)

Wow just got my makeup and hair done! I'm laid for the gods!

by thebaddestontheblock October 11, 2013

laid

to be fucked.

i laid my chick like there was no tommorow.

by 5zigen June 18, 2003

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005

Laid-Off

To be fired

Note: Usually not due to self fault (i.e financial instability of the company or reorganization of management levels)

See Fired

I was laid-off from my job because the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.

by strykerphoenix October 3, 2006

laiders

saying bye, with a hint of hoping to get laid

Gotta split, Laiders!

by Kerem Kacel April 23, 2006

laidish

To come close to consumating a relationship with somebody, without actually closing the deal, i.e. to get to third base.

Also spelled laid-ish, laid'ish or laid...ish.

Josh: How'd you go with Melanie last night?
Peter: Not bad, we went out for a pizza and then I got laidish.

by AllySays July 9, 2007

Just Laid Look

The expression on a person's face after having great sex. It's a smile that won't go away.

Alyssa met a new man tonight and came home with that just laid look.

by bangenhoffer May 11, 2010