Kenneth Bone

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.

Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"

by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kennewick

A place full of druggies ang gang members especially in the Eastside

people say Kennewick its okay not in tell you go to the eastside

by chrytrnefvf January 3, 2021

Ethel Kennedy

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.

If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy

by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009

Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?

A rhetorical question commenting on the number of Kennedys that have died. A "yes" is implied.

"Is the Pope Catholic?
"Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?"

by austentic November 3, 2013

Kennedy shirt

A very lowcut shirt showing lots of boob.

Girl A: sitting at her desk talking with friends
guy: stares directly at her boobs
Girl B: wow you have a kennedy shirt on and I think he likes it...

by ;)haha December 11, 2010

kennedy arm

A mildly offensive term that refers to a beirut or beer pong shot that misses back and to the left like John F. Kennedy's head did when he was shot (which supports the grassy knoll theory). Typically results from excessive follow-through from a right-handed shooter.

When Steve was starting his shot on the last cup, Tim shouted, "Your mom!" at precisely the right moment. This shocking insult hit too close to home and caused Steve to overdo his throwing motion, unleashing a wicked kennedy arm that sailed back and to the left of the cups.

by Nicholas D January 7, 2012

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016