Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 08, 2022

kronk

when you get so high you aren’t in your body and can’t feel your mouth.

guys i’m so kronk right now i can’t feel my lips and these aren’t my legs.

by crustydiscarge69 February 16, 2021

Kronk

The most epic'est Rec Room player ever

guy 1 "Yo is that @Kronk?"
@Kronk "Hey how ya doing there buddy it's me @Kronk here"

by Galaxis June 03, 2022

Kronk

A person who is easily annoyed or finds your jokes annoying. Commonly used as an insult or nickname. Add any adjective you desire in front of Kronk to add a kick. (Ex. Cranky Kronk)

“Come on man don’t be such a Cranky Kronk! My jokes are hilarious!”

by DillyDally567 November 18, 2018

Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022

Kronk

A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)

Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.

by butterfaceben May 30, 2022

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017