kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronk

To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.

I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.

by Tullstoy February 23, 2018

Kronk

Definition of the best seat on the bus.

Should we take "kronk" today?

by Viccern March 20, 2018

Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

Kronk

Getting intoxicated in such a way that one loses all common sense.

Damn, did you hear about Billy? I hear he got so kronk last night he was convinced he could talk to squirrels.

by ezma May 6, 2023

Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022

Kronked

Another word for cumming, all over a person or surface area.

He just kronked all over my chest

by thesloppytoppy August 3, 2023