Kronk

Kronk, 1. the act of accidentally stepping on a baby’s head 2. a term to spice up a sentence with your friends 3. or both the same thing

this party is getting wayyy to kronk

damn fortnite tonight bout to be hella kronk

by I <3 2017 September 19, 2018

Kronk

From The Emperor's New Groove character, Kronk, something that makes you confused.
Can also means confusion or the act of being too confused that makes you be done with life.

¡Me esta kronkeando esta tarea!
Me kronkeo con esta madre.

by babielle September 30, 2019

Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

by Next2us April 18, 2024

Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

Kronk

Definition of the best seat on the bus.

Should we take "kronk" today?

by Viccern March 20, 2018

Kronk

A word you could use to exclaim or swear

"Kronk! I just stubbed my toe!"

by Summer Parker May 30, 2023

Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022