dirty kristen

When you fuck somebody to death

I pulled a dirty Kristen last night.. There were no survivors.

by Wilcomk March 30, 2020

Kristen

a really nice, sweet, and kind girl. Usually very smart, sometimes shy, and has a weird side. Has strong opinions, but is undecisve on certain topics. She is great MORE THAN A FRIEND material, and does not get her heart broken easily. She can also be VERY pretty or cute

"OMG! Kristen is soo nice!!" "Yea, she's such a sweetheart! And She's smart too!!" "Kristen has it all!!

by EpicuteKat November 30, 2010

Kristen

An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind . Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.

Person (Ie Andrew): Hello Kristen, your so beautiful, and amazing, I just can't seem to get you off my mind !

Kristen:Thank you.

by Andrew McNeill February 15, 2009

Kristen

A sweet girl who has golden, steel mesh, titanium guts. A lady of grace & wisdom who will remind you that there's more to a woman than physical beauty. A true friend who will be there until the end no matter where she has to pick your butt up or drive you to... even if it's down a dirt road that falls into a canal on an Indian Reservation, the prego room at rehab with her ownself, or God forbid ICU or worse- she'll be there... and she I'll still give you crap about gas money to make you laugh. But if you reachout you'll find more Kristens than you knew existed.

Kristen is a common 80s name but an uncommon ideal.

by KristenCallaway June 10, 2018

Kristel

To be "keepin' it real".

GIRL 1 - Dayum girl, you sure pimpslapped that whore.
GIRL 2 - Naw, I'm just Kristel-in' it.

by electrawashere October 16, 2008

Kristel

Looks intimidating on the outside but when you get to know her you'll realize that she's the opposite of what your first impressions are. She's smart, seductive, humorous, and independent. She wants people to ask her for help, but people won't ask her for any bc she's intimidating. She loves money but won't ask other people for it, she works instead. Truly the definition of an amazing woman, a Kristel. When you find one, never let her go bc you'll never find someone like her again.

She always wins. Of course, it's Kristel.

by xatchme November 20, 2021

kristen

Slang for "most awesome girl ever"

Billy: You are so kristen!
Kristen: Thanks you!

by billy khalil July 26, 2006