Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

meat kleenex

The receptacle for love snot. Female genitalia.

He asked if he could blow a little love snot into her meat kleenex.

by magrook July 28, 2006

brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010

kreeper

A young man (usually balding) who participates in various activities looked down upon in society.

Someone who is known for making awkward interactions with the oppossite sex.

Joe is such a kreeper! He sat at home all day and watched hentai!

Did you see the GSTL hitting on that 15 year old? What a kreeper!

by Koomy July 2, 2008

Kneener

Someone who is erotically aroused by knees, also includes other jointed appendages such as elbows.

"Savannah, show me your knees."
Coy flirty smile:
"Ok. You're such a kneener"

Or

"That dude just complimented my knees. He's must be a kneener."

by Buttonsgrr August 5, 2023

Josie Keener

A beautiful girl, she has an amazing personality and a beautiful soul. She is loved by many, though she may not know it; she is one to not know how great she is but others try to convince her

Josie Keener is a beautiful princess.

by ComicsandCosmos January 31, 2017