kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

krawatte

german for tie, if dumb and dumber had incest babies they would look like krawatte. also called mango head due to his severely retaded head. when anyone is in krawattes presence they become dumber by the second. you can identify krawatte by some iconic sayings such as: dumb mut, little boi and i cant read. this is like a disease or the oposite of the superior race it needs to be put down.

krawatte chop do do do do... i cant read, umm...

by SWEET HOME ALABAMA69 February 28, 2019

Kraftee

The best person to hang out with and play some video games! A general person that everyone loves and appreciates in all aspects of life!

Kraftee is the best twitch streamer in the world! ; Kraftee is such a nice guy to hang with!

by Hamilton Shou April 1, 2019

Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

Krafty Ending

When you are massaged to orgasm at a Day Spa.

Bruh did you go to the Orchids of Asia Day Spa?
- Yeah, needless to say I got a Krafty Ending!

by Stonecoldgee February 27, 2019

kraft

A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.

When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.

by Cytriko April 3, 2004