knobbered

Drunk, slurring words, unsteady on feet, No coordination , no recall.

Neddy went to his local bar and came home knobbered.

by Maude xx December 10, 2016

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

knobber

a complete and utter twat.

1: "have you met that new girl?"
2: "no, who is she?"
1: "oh dont worry, shes a right knobber apparently"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

knobbery

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008

Knobber

A more polite way of calling someone a cock.

Gary Fagg is a total knobber

by s3cTioN December 9, 2013

Knobber

to give a blow job, to give head, to suck a dick. sometimes used in conjunction with slob. "she slobbed my knob"

"want to go in the back and give me a knobber?"

by all mighty one September 28, 2006

fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013