soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps

I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps

by Chief Netic January 13, 2014

kneecapping

(v) ne-kah-PING:

SHOOTING A BULLET INTO THE KNEE

OR

PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH KNEES

"Murray was kneecapping Rochester Jackie under the table, but Caleb didn't notice."

"If you all don't shut up I'm going to have to take out a .22 and start kneecapping."

by PENIS MCVAGINA August 17, 2011

kneecapping

What the Irish IRA and PIRA did when other drug dealers got in their way, they'd take a pistol and shoot him right in the back of the knee. This would shatter the knee, thus crippling the victim for life.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

kneecap nazi

A blonde woman who has given so many bjs that her kneecaps have more carpet burns than the Jews at Auschwitz.

Person 1; Damn you see that sexy blonde over there. Person 2; Yeah bro to bad she's a kneecap nazi.

by MrGreen419 March 28, 2015

Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short

Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

by StarShiningAgain October 30, 2019

Kneecapitate

To tackle someone to the floor through targeting their knees

Northampton Saints didn't get over the gain line once through the Newcastle Falcons ability to kneecapitate

by Saully7 February 19, 2014