(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".

(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
Pass me some of that Kirkland Trunktini, so I'm drunk enough to have Kirkland Trunktini.
by physco219 June 19, 2024
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That dude who gets you all fucked up and then comes to stand by you
Yo, i just got the Jimmy Kirkland from Jimmy Kirkland.
by HeyComeOverByMe September 2, 2019
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