Dick kinetics

Walking while nude with unsupported male genitalia; usually resulting in discomfort or embarrassment.

Usually involves swaying or bouncing of both testicles and penis.

"I would've run faster but the dick kinetics were too strong"
"Water skiing while nude is a sure way to show off ones dick kinetics"

by Mexican Donkey February 27, 2010

Kyneticz

Strong, outgoing, able man that is able to lead millions of people into salvation. He is also known as the "Alpha of the wolf pack." The amount of hot isn't comparable to anything else in this earth.

Nigga must be Kyneticz

by Buttwhole August 31, 2013

kinetikz

Constantly filled with energy; keeps on moving
also see: endurance, stamina, and a hopeless romantic

If you run out of kinetikz, you run out of hope.

by NuNa ^.^ January 21, 2003

Kenetic

Having to do with motion.

If you kick a ball, the ball has kenetic energy until it stops.

by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009

kinetika

A gym which is generally visited by groups of guys who enjoy ripping each other. Girls are also know to visit the gyms and bounce around aimlessly on the exercise balls. The group which attend Kinetika are commonly referred to as a 'Kinetika crew'. Their aim in life is 'to get hench'.

The crew are walking down to Kinetika tonight for a session.

by randomer100000 November 26, 2010

kineticphase

The best Wally West fanpage to ever exist. They may be an idiot at times, but they're an absolute genius.

Person A: dude, have you heard about kineticphase?
Person B: Who hasn't?!

by anonymous September 4, 2021

Kineticut

Da tiny southern-New-England state dat was politically established with lots of frenzied arm-waving and vigorous leaping about by its founders.

I never could understand why da founders of Kineticut spent so much time and energy on frenetic gymnastics --- why didn't they just "connect da cut" and be done wif it?!???

by QuacksO January 14, 2023