kevin federline

verb

(also federline)

1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future

2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure

3. To hoodwink

noun

1. A talentless shit stain

(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.

(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!

(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.

by Jeff T August 3, 2005

Kevina

Is often a girls name, symbolizes for the most amazing, caring, understanding person on Earth. Often obsessed with food and has trust issues. The Kevina chooses the people who she trusts really carefully, once you get to know her really well she is one of the best friends that will never leave you. The Kevina has wild and crazy ideas that will turn out to be really good memories, she will often surprise you and cheer you up at worst times. Kevina should be the favorite name on Earth

kevina is obsessed with Nutella

by XD_DC is the best December 30, 2016

kevin gates

best rapper in br today

"from my head 2 my toes clean." - kevin gates

by llllllll111111 January 4, 2010

Kevin Nguyen

The ultimate Asian fuckboy. The Asian equivalent of a Chad or Tyrone, a god to the ABG's. Usually rocks a black tee with a gold chain with a smooth combover.

A relatively new trend for the '20s decade.

"We've all known a Kevin Nguyen in our lives"

"They're multiplying!"

"Red flags"

by r4ndyj4cks0n June 5, 2022

kevin torren

A blue eyed handsome fella with a dong a mile long!

Your so Kevin Torren

by Kevin from heaven December 21, 2016

Kevin woah

When you see kevin and you gasp in sheer awe of his massive, incredidbly shiny forehead.

Guy 1: Oh shit what's that light coming from over there? Is the sun coming up at 11pm at night?!??
Guy 2: nah it's just kevin
Guy 1: Kevin woah!
Can also be extended depending on the size and shininess of Kevin's forehead
Ex. Upon being blinded by kevin's forehead: Kevin woooooaaaaaahhhhh

by Keeeee1234 March 29, 2022

Kevin Baird

The bassist and background vocalist for Irish indie band Two Door Cinema Club. He is known for his trademark hipster glasses and muzzy beard. He is also the sexiest member of the trio.

Damn, Kevin Baird is the sexiest man alive.

by erinvanwyn223 January 1, 2012