Kentucky

A place where you’re more likely to die from a heroine overdose than support yourself on the state’s retirement system. A place where you think the education system couldn’t get any worse, but then it does. Kentucky is a place where the citizens stupidity is only overshadowed by their willingness to be losers for thei entire lives.

Kentucky is the worst fucking state in the entire known universe and is full of fucking losers that will never be anything more than the welfare recipients that they are.

by Eatadickky March 6, 2019

Kentucky

As a person living in Glasgow Kentucky for two years I think it's safe to say that Kentucky is full of hilljacks, rednecks, inbreeders, and various other human rodentia. Being from the north (I'll be damned if this is a Northern state) I have heard "Yankee" comments more than enough, and often hear the "n-word" as well (discrimination is the state hobby). That is not to say that it isn't a scenic state with some nice places (Louisville, Lexington, Cinci-Metro)but I don't count them as actually being part of Kentucky. Also, the State taxes in KY are more severe than any I have encountered due to the inability of the Kentucky legislature to balance a budget. Another interesting fact is that while their motto is 'Where education pays!', teachers are not allowed a writeoff on state taxes for classroom expenses. A much better motto would be 'Kentucky - Say there boy, hows about we go over yonder and fuck ourselves sum chikens?'

1.) Northerner: "Could I ask why you pulled me over, I didn't realize I was speeding."
Kentucky Trooper: "Boy you got a purdy mouth"

2.) Kentuckian: "Boy you Yankees sho thinks you is so smart. I betchee kaint tell which of these chickens is roosters and which is hens."

Northerner: Sorry, I can't understand a word your saying.

Kentuckian: "Dey all be hens stupid, I aint fuckin me no male chickens. Gidderdun!"

by Douglas Terrance Waterford III May 13, 2005

kentucky

Hot, the bomb, the shit, fire, fresh

"You see Josh's new t-shirt? That's shit's kentucky, son!"

by DJ Funky Fresh January 23, 2008

Kentucky

A place where people ACTUALLY wear shoes.
They have an education, and generally they dont speak with a heavy southern draw.

Surprise Surprise.

"Kentucky is cool and people like Disabled Dan have a Disabled brain, not body."

by KADIZZLE. October 12, 2008

Kentucky

A name that has followed Tennessee for the past 25 years and counting.

Tennessee 30 - Kentucky 24
Tennessee 28 - Kentucky 10
Tennessee 52 - Kentucky 50
Tennessee 17 - Kentucky 12
Tennessee 27 - Kentucky 8
Tennessee 37 - Kentucky 31
Tennessee 20 - Kentucky 7
Tennessee 24 - Kentucky 0
Tennessee 38 - Kentucky 35
Tennessee 59 - Kentucky 20
Tennessee 56 - Kentucky 21
Tennessee 59 - Kentucky 21
Tennessee 59 - Kentucky 31
And so on and on and on.
You get the picture.

by Volunteers>Wildcats October 4, 2010

Kentucky

Probably the least interesting of the United States' 50 states. Commonly referred to as the "Bluegrass state," because watching and observing their blue grass is probably the most entertaining thing you can do in the state. Most of the state is comprised of red-necks, whose average IQ is about 13. If you think that that may offend some of the natives, it's okay, most of them can't even count that high.

Parents: "Hey kids where do you want to go for vacation?"

Children: "Not Kentucky!"

by Southhater January 26, 2014

Kentucky

A place that is not in the South

Kentucky is a part of the Midwest.....DUHHHHH!!!!

by Hugh Jass December 30, 2004