He is super funny he is super smart and he knows how to put a smile on your face even when your depressed or sad sometimes he gets mad off little things but hes such a cool person you always forgive him.
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"Jacob just made my day with that joke and I'm not sad anymore he's such a kalonji"
"Jacob just made my day with that joke and I'm not sad anymore he's such a kalonji"
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Kalani mench, after being a total badass in Beer Pong, and having a SICK 4 runna, with SICK subs, has been anointed with the title of "legend." Kalani Legend is a idol for all.
by ILOVEKALANI September 21, 2009
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