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Kaling

A word used in Brunei and Malaysia to call indians. It's pretty much a really rude (but fucking funny) word, and if you called an indian that to his face, he'g probably try kill you (or kick you out of his kaling shop)
Nigger = Black person
Abo = Aboriginal

Kaling = Indian
by fuuck it July 1, 2011
mugGet the Kalingmug.

kale

a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
by Gretta D May 4, 2006
mugGet the kalemug.

Kalee

A beautiful girl that loves hiking and swearing she is very adventurous. This girl could make the birds sing by how beautiful she is .she is a little crazy and a little sweet she is the best girl u will ever meet
mugGet the Kaleemug.

kale

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.
After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.
by Go screw yourself August 7, 2015
mugGet the kalemug.

kaled it

a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.
damn, you really kaled it with that test!
by carla davis April 25, 2021
mugGet the kaled itmug.

kale

kale is another word for currency of any sort.
can I borrow some kale until I get paid tomorrow?
by Lyndsey July 5, 2003
mugGet the kalemug.

kale

a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
me:"hey kale,why dont you go eat all tylers food?"
kale:"i filled up on horse shit already"
by tommy wilson February 13, 2004
mugGet the kalemug.

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