Puppy Kibble

Hot girls under the legal age.

Dude, I have this next door neighbor who is like 13 year-old (jail bait) and she has all her friends over to go in the pool! It's like Puppy Kibble heaven!

by Dirty Dino August 27, 2012

bitch kibble

1. To describe one's penis
2. A meal that a bitch eats

1. I already paid you ho, now get suckin on that bitch kibble.
2. What a waste of money and time. I took her out to that fancy restaurant, and she ordered a $38 plate of bitch kibble. I got nothing at the end of the night, not even a handy

by inventor of bitch kibble February 5, 2014

Kibble Hole

Opening through which a dog takes in food, i.e., a dog's mouth

To a barking dog: "Shut your kibble hole!"

by crawdad January 27, 2005

Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

kibbles and bits

Slang for scraps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. Often as picked out of the carpet.

He was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.

by Zyklon-B February 14, 2004

Kibbles and Bits

A reference to a male dog's genitalia, sometimes used to describe the act of having sex with a dog.

Jim: I feel so sick after those Kibbles and Bits I had for breakfast.
Bob: Maybe you shouldn't eat dog food.
Jim: No, that's not it. My dick hurts cause i fucked my dog this morning.

by mofoshoyo May 14, 2009

kibbles n' bits

genitalia
see: stuff n' junk

he/she went to town on my kibbles n' bits like a starving chihuaua

by Sleep October 1, 2003