Kerflatic

When your sock is on crooked.

Person 1: "Gosh my sock is crooked!"
Person 2: "Dude it's so kerflatic!!"

by Fottslut August 14, 2017

flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014

Kerplakistan

No, you're the idiot, Kerplakistan is an Austin Powers ref. Idiot

It's near Kerplakistan

by KennyUF August 21, 2010

Kerplunk

Green Day's second album made after John Kiffmeyer left for only god knows after 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour came out. Also awesome has one of Tre's many songs on it.
~song~
Dominated Love Slave

me: I have every CD except Kerplunk I mean yeah I didn't buy 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hour but I do have all the songs ^-^
Billie: well you want me to give you a copy?
me: SURE!
~I get Kerplunk and is happy ^.^~

by The CD Kerplunk ROCKS! September 2, 2006

kerplop

A sudden "drop" in interest.

When Austin delved into Alycia's jungle of mystic exploration, he discovered that the weeds were to high to trudge through. Therefore, his peepee went kerplop.

by the juddimaster November 20, 2009

kerplunk

The second underground-label album by pop-punk group Green Day. Released in 1992.

Person 1: Have you heard that old Green Day album Kerplunk?
Person 2: Kerplunk? Never heard of it.
Person 1: oh, ok.

by Lizz|Is|Pyro August 25, 2006

Kerplode

Too implode and explode at the same time leaving behind a
large Ball of Dark matter

Dude?!?! did you see that Jeep Kerplode?
I'm going make you eat Random chemicals and you'll Kerplode
i shot him in the face and he (Kerploded)<-----that is Kerplode in Plural form

by Hayden Nikolia Kessler February 25, 2008