The husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier. While some argue that they didn't use both their last names or that Reddie doesn't exist they are wrong so just stfu patrick reddie is cannon.
Richie Kaspbrak-Tozier is the husband of Eddie Kaspbrak-Tozier, and the best friend of one Beverly Marsh
by Rainbow beans December 7, 2020
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Girl #1: hey, i think that's Kasey over there with thows other girls...
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Girl #2: yeah, well lets see... Those girls are wearing pink, she's wearing grey and brown, she is making them all laugh, must be Kasey!
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Boy #2- Not to mention she's hot!
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Boy #2- Not to mention she's hot!
Boy #1- Hell yeah she is, damn I want her so bad
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by tuti86 July 5, 2009
Get the Kassy mug.Awesome and nice person. Will help you in need and is even crazy. Can be very stuck on one single subject and can argue for a long time. Makes a good friend and is very handsome and attractive, and can easily make you laugh.
Sue:the answer is x
Kasperi:no it's w
Sue:but-
Kasperi:no no, because *mathematical blabber for ages*
Sue:*sigh*
Kasperi:*makes weird dance moves*
Frank:*laughs*
Kasperi:*makes weird noises*
Frank:stop stop your making me laugh way too much!
Kasperi:no it's w
Sue:but-
Kasperi:no no, because *mathematical blabber for ages*
Sue:*sigh*
Kasperi:*makes weird dance moves*
Frank:*laughs*
Kasperi:*makes weird noises*
Frank:stop stop your making me laugh way too much!
by MikaHime June 2, 2014
Get the kasperi mug.the best person ever!! hes from IT which is by stephen king. hes so very very gay and the most perfect adorable human ever. he and richie tozier are married. jes also asthematic and a hypochondriac with an abusive mother :/ . eddie supremacy. yes i kin richie🤢🤢 if you couldnt tell...😒
normal man: hey whos your fave losers club member?
a chad: eddie kaspbrak
a virgin: anyone else
be a chad!!
a chad: eddie kaspbrak
a virgin: anyone else
be a chad!!
by ifck3durm0m September 18, 2021
Get the eddie kaspbrak mug.A Russian "Anti Virus" solution commonly mocked due to being very stereotypical. For instance, before the virus protection will protect your computer from infections, you must first earn its respect. Otherwise, the only option you can select when dealing with a virus is "Ignore". It is still unknown how one must go about "earning its respect".
Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.
Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".
Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".
There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.
Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".
Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".
There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
by Jordandijinz0rz January 25, 2009
Get the kaspersky mug.KASP stands for "Kill All Slow People". KASP is a common acronym used in tiktok by STAYs because all Stray Kids antis of Tiktok are slow
"Stray Kids are successful cos of their effort, if you think the contrary, you're stupid, istg KASP"
by Luzie_1804 October 21, 2023
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