When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.
by radken April 26, 2009
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Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.
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(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.
Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!
by New Jack Swing May 1, 2006
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She has an amazing smile that could lit up an entire building. She's very energetic yet easy-going.
Kaat is also not prude at all, and her curiosity and carefree way of life makes her able to love anyone, regardless of the gender.
Although she's very optimistic, she has a really realistic view on the world, and is very wise. She is the kind of person you should NOT start a discussion with, because she's almost always right. She'll most likely counter-argument all your arguments fiercely, and you'll end up not knowing what to say.
Though she might come across as a very carefree person, she is very passionate about politics/ecological matters.
She's quite weird, in a good way.
She'll often make sexual (funny) comments, but not in an inappropriate way (her humor will always be able to mask it). She has a natural tendency to know what she's doing when it comes to sex. Whether it's with a boy or a girl. She's a really good kisser, and an even better lover.
Kaat is a natural beauty: she'll most likely have a stunning body.
Kaat is extremely independent and only her true best friends will see her most vulnerable side.
She's also very curious, but she's good at keeping secrets.
Kaat is also a PARTY-ANIMAL!
She has an amazing smile that could lit up an entire building. She's very energetic yet easy-going.
Kaat is also not prude at all, and her curiosity and carefree way of life makes her able to love anyone, regardless of the gender.
Although she's very optimistic, she has a really realistic view on the world, and is very wise. She is the kind of person you should NOT start a discussion with, because she's almost always right. She'll most likely counter-argument all your arguments fiercely, and you'll end up not knowing what to say.
Though she might come across as a very carefree person, she is very passionate about politics/ecological matters.
She's quite weird, in a good way.
She'll often make sexual (funny) comments, but not in an inappropriate way (her humor will always be able to mask it). She has a natural tendency to know what she's doing when it comes to sex. Whether it's with a boy or a girl. She's a really good kisser, and an even better lover.
Kaat is a natural beauty: she'll most likely have a stunning body.
Kaat is extremely independent and only her true best friends will see her most vulnerable side.
She's also very curious, but she's good at keeping secrets.
Kaat is also a PARTY-ANIMAL!
Sandy: Who's that girl over there?
Ella: The one who's doing the crazy dance you mean?
Sandy: Yeah, her.
Ella: That's Kaat. She's so funny and random, I wish I was more like that. I would never do that in such a public place.
Sandy: Yeah, she seems like a very cool and carefree person.
John: I met this amazing chick last night. She was nothing like the other chicks. She was genuine, smart and hilarious.
Adam: Really? I've never heard you say anything like that about a girl you just met the night before.
John: I know, but really dude... This chick... Simply incredible! I swear!
Adam: She must be a Kaat.
Ella: The one who's doing the crazy dance you mean?
Sandy: Yeah, her.
Ella: That's Kaat. She's so funny and random, I wish I was more like that. I would never do that in such a public place.
Sandy: Yeah, she seems like a very cool and carefree person.
John: I met this amazing chick last night. She was nothing like the other chicks. She was genuine, smart and hilarious.
Adam: Really? I've never heard you say anything like that about a girl you just met the night before.
John: I know, but really dude... This chick... Simply incredible! I swear!
Adam: She must be a Kaat.
by Jimbo_tada June 13, 2013
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by godsp33d August 24, 2009
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PROS:
- It's Mario Kart dude, it's supposed to be a frantic, wild affair
- The characters, Mario, Luigi, Peach need I say more?
- Multiplayer, suit up 2, 3, or 4 of your friends and battle for first place
- Online gameplay, Fighting players from around the world for the best lap times, first place and bragging rights.
- Large selection of carts and motorbikes. Although most of the available vehicles are gimmicky and extremely weak on the courses. It's best to stick with the carts or motorbikes with a good amount of top speed, quick acceleration, moderate amount of weight, and good handling.
Carts are best for race course like tracks where speed and acceleration are crucial. (i.e Luigi's Circuit, Peach Beach) Their secondary drift boost and extra weight is important when jockeying for position and breakaway speed. Go for a motorbike when you're facing hairpin turns and 90 degree corners. (i.e Rainbow Road, DK Mountain, Wario's Mine).
CONS:
- Overly random and luck based gameplay. It's frustrating and quite annoying to claw your way into 1st place only to be knocked back to 10th place with a random assault of items on the last lap. Watching your competition blow past you while you tumble off course from a blue shell, red shell and then getting slammed by a Bullet Bill is maddening.
One can compare Mario Kart Wii to NASCAR where restrictor plates and various restrictive measures are implemented to prevent a series wide margin victories. Everybody deserves a chance to win right? You might not be the best racer to grace the Wii Wheel but even you might land in 1st place given the right amount of chances.
Mario Kart Wii's narrow margins of victory ensure tight, competitive racing but it seemingly penalizes and curtails better racers for the ineptitude and inabilities of poor racers.
-Items, the bread and butter of the Mario Kart franchise. Everybody loves and loathes the items. Whether it was a mushroom that allotted you enough speed to rocket into 1st place or the despised blue shell that divebombed on top of you.
In Mario Kart Wii, items play an unfairly disproportionate role in the gameplay. Compared to previous installments, items played a much smaller role in the game. However, in Mario Kart Wii it's safe to say that items determine whether your going to win or lose. Now add on the fact that lower placed racers usually at or below 5th place are more likely to get powerful weapons that can affect everyone such as the Blooper, POW block, thunderbolt, multiple, mega or super turbo mushrooms, blue shells, and Bullet Bills. Whereas, higher placed racers usually at or above 4th place are less likely to get powerful items and are usually stuck with green shells, red shells, the occasional mushroom, fake item box and bananas.
Compounded onto this is the fact that items such as the POW block, Lightning, Blooper, and Bullet Bill occur at an annoyingly high frequency due to lower placed AI or human racers. Every Mario Kart Wii racer shares a tale of being screwed on the last lap by onslaught after onslaught of POW blocks, thunderbolts, and blue shells.
RATING: Given it's many design drawbacks, Mario Kart is an addictive game suitable for a group of friends or online play. Single play is frustrating given the luck based and randomness of AI gameplay. But overall it's worth the minor irritations of losing due to AI item onslaughts.
PROS:
- It's Mario Kart dude, it's supposed to be a frantic, wild affair
- The characters, Mario, Luigi, Peach need I say more?
- Multiplayer, suit up 2, 3, or 4 of your friends and battle for first place
- Online gameplay, Fighting players from around the world for the best lap times, first place and bragging rights.
- Large selection of carts and motorbikes. Although most of the available vehicles are gimmicky and extremely weak on the courses. It's best to stick with the carts or motorbikes with a good amount of top speed, quick acceleration, moderate amount of weight, and good handling.
Carts are best for race course like tracks where speed and acceleration are crucial. (i.e Luigi's Circuit, Peach Beach) Their secondary drift boost and extra weight is important when jockeying for position and breakaway speed. Go for a motorbike when you're facing hairpin turns and 90 degree corners. (i.e Rainbow Road, DK Mountain, Wario's Mine).
CONS:
- Overly random and luck based gameplay. It's frustrating and quite annoying to claw your way into 1st place only to be knocked back to 10th place with a random assault of items on the last lap. Watching your competition blow past you while you tumble off course from a blue shell, red shell and then getting slammed by a Bullet Bill is maddening.
One can compare Mario Kart Wii to NASCAR where restrictor plates and various restrictive measures are implemented to prevent a series wide margin victories. Everybody deserves a chance to win right? You might not be the best racer to grace the Wii Wheel but even you might land in 1st place given the right amount of chances.
Mario Kart Wii's narrow margins of victory ensure tight, competitive racing but it seemingly penalizes and curtails better racers for the ineptitude and inabilities of poor racers.
-Items, the bread and butter of the Mario Kart franchise. Everybody loves and loathes the items. Whether it was a mushroom that allotted you enough speed to rocket into 1st place or the despised blue shell that divebombed on top of you.
In Mario Kart Wii, items play an unfairly disproportionate role in the gameplay. Compared to previous installments, items played a much smaller role in the game. However, in Mario Kart Wii it's safe to say that items determine whether your going to win or lose. Now add on the fact that lower placed racers usually at or below 5th place are more likely to get powerful weapons that can affect everyone such as the Blooper, POW block, thunderbolt, multiple, mega or super turbo mushrooms, blue shells, and Bullet Bills. Whereas, higher placed racers usually at or above 4th place are less likely to get powerful items and are usually stuck with green shells, red shells, the occasional mushroom, fake item box and bananas.
Compounded onto this is the fact that items such as the POW block, Lightning, Blooper, and Bullet Bill occur at an annoyingly high frequency due to lower placed AI or human racers. Every Mario Kart Wii racer shares a tale of being screwed on the last lap by onslaught after onslaught of POW blocks, thunderbolts, and blue shells.
RATING: Given it's many design drawbacks, Mario Kart is an addictive game suitable for a group of friends or online play. Single play is frustrating given the luck based and randomness of AI gameplay. But overall it's worth the minor irritations of losing due to AI item onslaughts.
Mike: Dude I freakin hate Mario Kart Wii, the stupid AI always get POW Blocks and Bloopers. I can't race with such stupid AI programming. How is it possible for me to have such a great lead and fall back to 12th place on the last lap!!! It's like Nintendo doesn't want you to win or be the single victor. Freaking communist Japanese game developers.
Hank: That's just a part of the game Mike, you have to accept the fact the Mario Kart Wii isn't your run of the mill racing game. Yeah, it's built on goofy scales of luck and chances and the fact that I got screwed on the last lap by a blue shell is what keeps me playing.
Mike: Screw you, I'm going to play Burnout
Hank: That's just a part of the game Mike, you have to accept the fact the Mario Kart Wii isn't your run of the mill racing game. Yeah, it's built on goofy scales of luck and chances and the fact that I got screwed on the last lap by a blue shell is what keeps me playing.
Mike: Screw you, I'm going to play Burnout
by Define Me! May 29, 2009
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by getemright April 25, 2015
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