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by Eric DeRienzo March 20, 2009
Get the Juraff mug.Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.
Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.
by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017
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Get the Jurgen mug.The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
Get the Juror's Beard mug.1. one who has jurisdiction over a particular issue. an alternate form of the word judicator
2. double headed red psychomonster, devil spawn of rancor and hydra, possible the result of a threesome with a transexual ewok. lives in the blizzardy arctic of the Himalayas where it preys on llamas and small Vietnamese children. Liquid secretions from the tip of its tail are believe by many to be the most powerful sexual stimulant if rubbed on the genital region.
2. double headed red psychomonster, devil spawn of rancor and hydra, possible the result of a threesome with a transexual ewok. lives in the blizzardy arctic of the Himalayas where it preys on llamas and small Vietnamese children. Liquid secretions from the tip of its tail are believe by many to be the most powerful sexual stimulant if rubbed on the genital region.
1. Rather than simply going through a single committee, it has become commonplace for legislation to be fed through multiple committees who each believe themselves to be the juridicor over a specific political issue.
2. A small village in Tibet was the victim of a mid winter swoop by the juridicor. Although 7 small Vietnamese children were eaten, the townsfoke were able to obtain a small amount of liquid secretions from its tail. They will spend the next week making up for the 7 lost children and the explosions from the simultaneous orgasms will rival that of a marriage between krakatoa and pompeii.
2. A small village in Tibet was the victim of a mid winter swoop by the juridicor. Although 7 small Vietnamese children were eaten, the townsfoke were able to obtain a small amount of liquid secretions from its tail. They will spend the next week making up for the 7 lost children and the explosions from the simultaneous orgasms will rival that of a marriage between krakatoa and pompeii.
by AGannon November 12, 2007
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Get the the jury is still out mug.The unfortunate position of being on a panel of jurors for an extended period of time, with no foreseeable end in sight. Court limbo.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to your show yesterday; I've been stuck in jurgatory for the past two weeks."
"I've been in jurgatory for so long, I'm now friends with everyone at the Quiznos across the street from the courthouse."
"I've been in jurgatory for so long, I'm now friends with everyone at the Quiznos across the street from the courthouse."
by SuSpencer March 10, 2017
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