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The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course
Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
Where girls go to get stupider
Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider
The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.
Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.
Jupiter by Guillame April 8, 2022
Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter
Jupiter by Ktg27 November 7, 2022
Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant
Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.
Jupiter by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023