Jupiter

A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp

Jupiter is a nub.

by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022

Jupiter

The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth

Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course

by Thenotsointellegantastronomer March 8, 2022

Jupiter

Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez

me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same

by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022

Jupiter

Where girls go to get stupider

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022

Jupiter

The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.

Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.

by Guillame April 8, 2022

Jupiter

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever see

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter

by Ktg27 November 7, 2022

Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant

Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.

by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023