junk

reproductive parts of both males and females. It can include the external parts such as testicles or the inner parts such as a uterus.
1. Male example: "It's freakin' hot out, my junk is sweaty and sticking to my leg."

2. Female example: "Dude what's wrong? You look pale," first girl.
"I'm ragging and need some midol. My junk really fuckin' hurts," second girl says to the first.
by ChanLynn January 21, 2008
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1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"
1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.
by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003
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on a dating website. I was asked for a pic of my junk
by kiwiblue January 15, 2021
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As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate
My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more
by Etch June 17, 2012
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Vicodin, Percoset, Oxycontin crushed up and snorted up the nose.
"Hey, you got any junk?" "You know what we need? SOME JUNK" "That guitarist was so fucked up on junk last night it looked like his prostate was about the size of a grapefruit"
by Michael T. Grace April 30, 2005
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a mix if jazz and punk
"That junk music wasnt too bad.."
"What? If its junk then how is it any good?"
"You dipshit! Learn your lingo..."
by Alisha July 09, 2004
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2. Penis, as demonstrated by SNL
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box
"and thats the way you do it! It's my dick in a box!"

The best christmas gift ever, many thanks to SNL

by Matt & Julia April 25, 2007
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