Denise would often wake up Graham with a hearty junkling session Thursday mornings. This is how Graham knew Denise was 'up for it'.
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This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
by LetUsKale November 2, 2011
Get the jurking mug.A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.
This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there
This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there
The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.
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