Fourth of July

A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls

British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”

by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 3, 2018

July 3

The best day on earth because all the fun cancers are born this day. It is Independence Day eve.

I wish I was as cool as Cooper he was born on July 3.

by THE ONLY GOAT AROUND October 17, 2019

July 29th

July 29th, National Give your Girlfriend a hug day.

Dude it's july 29th, I have to hug my Girlfriend

by Jeremiah Swope October 18, 2019

11th of July

The day where all the loyal and caring people were born

Stfu it’s the 11th of July

by Willywang1239 February 14, 2020

July 19

Only the limited edition and baddest bitches are born on this day.

WOW Sarah is so cool she was born on July 19th.

by owouwuoweoe October 18, 2019

July 2nd, 1979

The day the Funk died.

"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"

by TheThirdLie November 19, 2010

July 24

If you’re born on July 24th u are the sexiest most fine person ever. People born on this day are perfect & deserve nothing but love and happiness. So don’t give them nun BUT LOVE AND HAPPINESS . Mf.

Hoe #1: “Omg... is he born on July 24...”
Hoe #2: “yeah omg. Too bad he has a gf born on february 1.

by mybfisbornonjuly24 October 15, 2019